Money from Home

money2The Pursuit of Knowledge – Money from Home

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on

The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad


Impossibilities in the world

  • U can’t count your hair
  • U can’t wash your eyes with soap
  • U can’t breath when your tongue is out
  • PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN

10 Things I know about you…

1) U are reading this

2) U are human

3) U can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips

4) U just attempted to do it

6) U are laughing at yourself

7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5

8) U just checked to see if there is a No. 5

9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too

10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it…